No, I'm talking about my boy, Kyle (3). Check out his form with his new $2.50 hockey set from the clearance rack at Target.
That puck, by the way, is moving towards him and he one-timed the hell out of the sucker. Seriously, the kid just picked up the stick and started whacking at it like it was second nature. Next we'll have to find out if the dynamo can skate (or if he's Happy Gilmore).