It took some doing, but I was able to get a this rare glimpse of Bill Abner: Girl's Soccer Coach Extraordinaire.
Bill Abner (me) is the Editor in Chief at GameShark.com and also has written for websites such as GameSpy, Crispy Gamer, and The Escapist as well as Computer Games Magazine. GO BUCKS.
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Todd Brakke is my loyal Wolverine lapdog. He also writes for GameShark and when he sees this new description he's sure to mail bomb me. (Yeah, I wouldn't open that mailbox yourself for a while. ---Todd)
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